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95 and above – Legendary. Life changing. Very few are scored here.

90 to 94 - True whisky excellence, balance, and overall sensory experience.

85 to 89- The "Sweet Spot" of our rating scale. Great flavor and value, lots of fine pours here.

80 to 84 – There are fairly good whiskies here, but with very minor flaws. Nothing to get too upset about.

75 to 79 - Average whiskies. They need work, but still drinkable depending on mood and budget.

70 to 74 - When offered whiskies in this bracket at parties, you have to think about it, but you accept. Great mixers, too.

65 to 69 - Facepalm whiskies. Idiot cousins you can't completely write off, but you really want to.

60 to 64 - Idiot cousins you have no problem writing off.

59 and below – When offered these whiskies, brandish your sword and fight for justice. Fight for all that is good in your life.

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